demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON
hungarian: i wanna be so hot that when drivers drive by me they stare for so long that they crash & die
Welcome to tumblr:
thefunniestpost: How we walk: How we communicate: When we’re upset: When we fangirl/fanboy: How we dance: When we’re excited: When we’re mad: When the “feels” come: When we see someone attractive: What we do everyday: And in our free time: And why do we do this? Hysterical Blog!
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
I taste her and realize I have been starving.– Jodi Picoult (via lucid-whores)